FINAL RESOLUTION: Coming back to officially close this thread almost a year later. Everything worked out even better than I expected.
Final outcome: 12 weeks severance (up from the original 2 weeks), 4 months COBRA fully paid, and they completely removed the non-compete clause. After my attorney's 25% fee, I still walked away with significantly more than the original offer.
The misclassification issue was the key leverage point. Turns out I wasn't the only one improperly classified as exempt at that company - there were several of us doing the same "pure execution" marketing work with no real managerial authority. Once my attorney raised that issue, their "take it or leave it" attitude disappeared immediately.
For anyone finding this thread after being laid off:
- California does NOT require severance - but that doesn't mean you can't negotiate for more
- The release has value to them - use it as leverage
- Check for underlying claims - misclassification, unpaid overtime, expense reimbursement, discrimination
- ALWAYS consult an attorney before signing - the free 30-minute consultation completely changed my outcome
- Take your time - if you're 40+, you have legal rights to 21 days consideration
I've since landed a new role at a company that actually respects employment law. Better pay, better culture, proper classification. Getting laid off was rough at the time, but knowing my rights made all the difference.
Huge thanks to @LisaT_Employment, @RobK_Law, @JennaRecruiter, @RandomHR_Person, and everyone else who contributed advice. You helped me turn a 2-week offer into a 12-week package. This community genuinely changed my financial situation during a really stressful time.